sourcedumal:

……….

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder

baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

everydaygun:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

revengeofthemudbutt:

whiskey-weather:

No.

No.

because physics

respect but no fucking way

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

lmaoalien:

tripleayebitch:

rararachelmarie:

voguedorito:

every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. image

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Give that kid a medal.

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far

 

(Source: officialpepperoni)

breadmaakesyoufat:

fabled-foreigntongues:

breadmaakesyoufat:

my mother just threw a wagon wheel at me

How the fuck did she get the wheel off a wagon? Do people still have wagons? Why are they destroying them to throw?? Australia’s weird

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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker
  • $100 pants: are you kidding me? that's so expensive
  • $100 breeches: THESE ARE SO CHEAP OMFG

yeevil:

probably not that

(Source: weirdinternet)

turtle-pirate:

Jake’s mom is a total badass

(Source: rabalogy)


deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

flaccidtrip:

coochielatte:

jackanthonyfernandez:

carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

Screaming

OH MY GOD

KAKKLAKJAKNKAJKAJAKAKJIIUAIUIUAUA8AUIAIUAIAIUAIUAUYAIUAAIOAIOAOIA

(Source: drinkdatkoolaid)

youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

wemightdietomorrow:

"breathing hard"

(Source: foodphotosets)