muzzzza-udddin:

I hope I can use that line one day

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sceptre:

i dont ignore your snapchats because i hate you, i ignore them because i hate me

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yourackdisciprine:

Dumb & Dumber (1994)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

heyfunniest:

eye on selenr

ocevns:

Me: Hmm, it’s 11:30, I’ll just check tumblr before bed
Me: Why is it 3am now

confessionsofadirectioner:

This will always be one of my favourite posts.
graveyard-strutter:

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

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